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Reflective20194 min read

Letter Up Above

Some conversations do not end just because the other person is gone. This is a letter to the man whose absence still feels unfinished.

Reflective20238 min read

Transformation Metamorphosis

I disappeared for a while and came back with the usual excuses. Underneath them was a more familiar truth: change was coming, and I was not nearly as brave about it as people like to pretend they are.

Satire20194 min read

The Secrets of Bros

A world-renowned researcher returns with a confidential report on bros: rom-com denial, imaginary signals, missed real signals, handshake politics, and the strange emotional delay built into the average male brain.

Deep cuts

Older machinery that still makes noise.

2023
2023Reflective8 min read

Transformation Metamorphosis

I disappeared for a while and came back with the usual excuses. Underneath them was a more familiar truth: change was coming, and I was not nearly as brave about it as people like to pretend they are.

2022
2022Relationships4 min read

Preordained Partings

Uncle PJ returns to talk about relationships, not just romantic ones, and why some connections arrive already carrying their ending in the fine print. Also, naturally, a brief and completely necessary detour into influencers.

2020
2020Reflective3 min read

Nothing Really Matters

Before you roll your eyes and assume this is one of those posts, hear me out: too many people let tiny things occupy far more emotional space than they deserve.

2019
2019Satire4 min read

The Secrets of Bros

A world-renowned researcher returns with a confidential report on bros: rom-com denial, imaginary signals, missed real signals, handshake politics, and the strange emotional delay built into the average male brain.

2019Reflective4 min read

One For The Mistakes

Mistakes are embarrassing until they become data. The trick is not avoiding every stupid decision, but learning which people to trust, which advice to ignore, and when to finally stop repeating the same lesson.

2019Reflective3 min read

When All Else Fails

Failure usually comes from one of two places: you did not prepare, or you gave it everything and still lost. The important thing is knowing which one happened before you start making speeches to yourself.

2019People-watching4 min read

Of People And Public Transport

Public transport is not just a commute. It is a moving laboratory full of seat conquerors, accidental opera singers, school-kid hurricanes, and people who behave like the train is their ancestral property.

2019Relationships4 min read

Letter Up Above

Some conversations do not end just because the other person is gone. This is a letter to the man whose absence still feels unfinished.

2018
2018College3 min read

The Peak of Your Life

You’re 18 or 19, newly free, slightly disappointed, and suddenly expected to make college count. Here are a few things worth remembering before the so-called peak of your life slips into stories.

2018Satire4 min read

Absolutely Incredible Life Hacks

A completely responsible self-help guide for people determined to turn bad instincts, terrible priorities, and public insecurity into a way of life.

2018Satire3 min read

How to Joke

A deeply unserious manual on how bad jokes think they work: lazy catchphrases, punching down, explaining the punchline, and the terrible confidence of people who mistake volume for timing.

2018Reflective3 min read

The Right Choice Paradox

The trolley problem looks simple until the lever becomes your hand, the math becomes a person, and every clean moral theory starts sweating under the pressure of real life.

2018People-watching4 min read

Birth of a Gym Bro

The gym is intimidating until you realize everyone is too busy looking at themselves to judge you properly. This is the origin story of a regular guy walking in skinny, confused, and dangerously close to becoming a gym bro.

2018College3 min read

Reality Check

A tenant asked me who I was looking for while I was standing outside my own house. One mildly awkward gate interaction later, I started thinking about home, college, and the strange phases of growing up.

2018People-watching4 min read

The Categorization Catch, Part II

The original research was too important to stop at one post. Here is part two of the extremely scientific people-categorization project, now with better lighting, more dramatic specimens, and percentages that still refuse to add up.

2018People-watching4 min read

The Introspecting Introvert

Being an introvert is not a personality trophy, a social media costume, or a permanent excuse to avoid everyone. It is usually quieter, stranger, and far more normal than the internet makes it sound.

2018College4 min read

The College Cycle

The alarm is buzzing. It’s 8:00. You’re about to be late again. It’s 8:07. You have somehow managed to brush, wash your face, get dressed, and reach class in under seven minutes. It is a feat most college…

2018People-watching5 min read

The Categorization Catch

Sorry to burst your bubble, but you are probably not as unique as you think. Here is a very serious field guide to the recurring people-types I keep meeting, backed by research so intense it almost definitely happened.

2018Reflective3 min read

So You Wanna Change

Change sounds great until it asks you to stop being the exact person who made the mess. The trick is not a dramatic personality transplant. It is baby steps, patience, and staying with one change long enough for it to count.